Tumblr (3.0; @iamacola)http://iamacola.tumblr.com/Henry: So what, you just like trade your daughter to another country to stop world war two or something? <br /> Henry: They'd better not take that pug from the girl from Spider-man. Oh my GOD they did. I hate France.<br /> Henry: I want a feather pen.<br /> Sal: They are really heavy and hard to write with. You have to dip them in ink. They leave blotches.<br /> Henry: You don't think I know that stuff? I tried to make a feather pen.<br /> Henry: Is he wearing a wig? Why is a big butt dress supposed to be fancy? Everyone likes big butts. They cannot lie. This is where the song probably came from.<br /> Henry: Instead of kissing at the wedding they should do the chicken dance.<br /> Henry: Are there explosions in this?<br /> Henry: Is everyone going to watch them go to bed? Are they dying? Okay is everyone going to go in their room every night?<br /> Henry: Uhhh (boob shot)<br /> Henry: Did they want them to have a kid their first night together?! Um, they kinda have to know each other first. Jeez. <br /> Henry: I can't wait to go to France and eat pastries.<br /> Me: They're just like the ones at the patisserie.<br /> Henry: No. They're better. Mom, it's Paris.<br /> Henry: Do they have to make a baby here at some point? God, that would be annoying. This prince is a weirdo. He makes keys.<br /> Sal: Why is the King with that girl? That's not the queen? Ew!<br /> Henry: What about that pug?<br /> Henry: They said the princess is fooling around, but the prince is never sleeping with her.<br /> Henry: Don't walk behind that huge dress! Peacock! CA-CAWWW!!<br /> http://iamacola.tumblr.com/post/15300033036http://iamacola.tumblr.com/post/15300033036Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:46:59 -0500<p>Just signed up for tumblr. Not exactly sure what to do here.</p>http://iamacola.tumblr.com/post/14973127494http://iamacola.tumblr.com/post/14973127494Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:55:39 -0500